Linkedin announced a new feature this week that will finally quantify just how much money you left on the table when you decided to take it easy after college under the foolish notion that you could pick up your career prospects right where you left them.
Was that whimsical six-month RV tour of the Pacific Northwest worth it? You tell me: your peers who stayed at their desks are now earning $45,000 more than you, you dolt. You’ll never recover.
Here’s a sneak peak of the “Linkedin Full Potential Salary” feature. May it force you finally realize just how wide the gap is between those who hit the ground running when the job hunt’s pistol sounded and you, who shot themselves in the groin repeatedly with said pistol by running off to Thailand.